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The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised." Any joke can be a lot of fun, but hilarious jokes like short jokes and one liners are particularly great jokes because, well, they're so short and to the point.

Just like alcohol can pack a lot of punch (or is it the other way around?

His response to the shocked looks of the others was, "In America, we have lots of these." The Russian man, not to be outdone, pulled out a case of premium Russian vodka.Below are some really funny jokes that show just how funny competition between countries can be: Russia and the U. were at the peak of the Cold War when they realized that they were going to destroy the entire world - several times over, even - if they kept competing by creating and using the traditional kinds of weapons. After long and arduous negotiations they decided that a dog fight was a great way to settle the dispute.



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